There's never a path that cannot be taken. Where others fear to tread is his stomping ground. The tougher the terrain the more it draws him. Unfortunately, this usually leads to his friends breaking out their winches, but no worries — another day, another conquest to be found.
You know you've gone too far when... Mom's pulling you out with her station wagon.
It starts off innocently enough — there's a decal for a product he uses. He figures, why not let people know what he's into — people value his opinion. Soon his truck looks like an aisle at Auto Zone. The decals seem to be having decal babies and he has no idea what half the products are or how they got there.
You know you've gone too far when... you find a decal for Chuck-E-Cheese.
He wants everyone to know he's not just another guy in an expensive suit. He drives his truck to his Fortune 500 job to let everyone know he's a man's man who doesn't take crap from anyone. Of course, he's never taken his truck off-road, has no clue how to tow something and never uses mirrors when backing up.
You know you've gone too far when... you find a sticker on your bumper saying "My other car is a truck."
She's a cute girl in her twenties driving at least a half-ton truck. Something is inexplicably hot about this. She's found some secret aphrodisiac or perhaps it's a secret passed down from generation to generation. Is she really into trucks or is it a dangerous illusion to trap you? No time to think about that — she's too hot.
You know you've gone too far when... you've stuffed three kids in the access cab for transport to soccer practice.
He takes an ordinary truck and before your eyes is able to turn it into a behemoth. His trick? It's all in the tires baby. This guy would go miles and work for hours reconfiguring the body of his beast just to get it another inch off the pavement.
You know you've gone too far when... you have to carry a ladder inside your cab.
The only reason he owns a truck is to connect with the "everyman". You should vote for him because he's just like you — he drives a truck too!
You know you've gone too far when... the stage for your political rally is the bed of your truck.
We all like to haul stuff in our trucks (hell, that's what they're for), but the over-achiever has something to prove. Where a normal owner would say that's a four-load haul, the over-achiever sees an opportunity for glory. He will spend hours longer than it would take to just make four trips in order to meticulously place and balance a load so he can achieve the perfect haul.
You know you've gone too far when... you have to plan your route specifically to avoid low overpasses.
